29 July 2011

"Longbottom— bet you got a long front too, the way the ladies been trying to slip your heroic ass love potions all day, every day. Dude, I gotta say, you’ve become a pretty handsome son of a bitch. I was in the Great Hall yesterday and you was bending over tying your shoe and I was like ‘Damn, where did he get that ass and when can I get some for myself.’ Anyway dude, my¬†blatant¬†homosexual lust aside, I wanted to invite you into my swag organization called Dumbledore’s Army. What? Naw fuck Potter, I had this shit made and LLC’d back in the second book so his ass totally ripped me off. It’s cool though, Dean Thomas don’t hold no grudges. Come on, let’s go Night at the Roxbury the shit out of Luna until she’s down for some ebony and ivory lovin.”


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    "LET’S GO NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY THE SHIT OUT OF LUNA UNTIL SHE’S DOWN FOR SOME EBONY AND IVORY LOVIN." omg.
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